- Kim Kardashian:
- I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America:
- Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears:
- I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America:
- Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra:
- I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America:
- Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple:
- We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America:
- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO



